Crying is easy like breathing - the more you hold it in, the more you let out. - Tablo
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness
マメ：Mame (the dog’s name, it means “bean”)
そんなんやったかな：Is that all you can do?
もっと小さくやろ：Do it smaller.
もっともっともっと小さく：Do it much, much smaller.かわいーく：Do it in a cute way.
*is dead* ♥
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
Hermione raised her wand and looked to her partner crouched beside her on the rooftop armed with a sniper rifle. “Wait for my signal, Malfoy.”
Draco refrained from rolling his eyes and kept the cross-hairs trained on their target in the building opposite. “Whatever Granger, just dismantle the wards already so I can take the shot.”